So the next day we left it behind us and visited a very pretty waterfall nearby. Sadly it was so crowded with half-nude backpackers hanging around the water-pools (also the ones with clear “do not enter signs”), drinking beer and smoking what ever it is backpackers smoke these days, that it was just about impossible to even take a snapshot without someone walking in front of your lens or bouncing up against you.
Hopefully Vang Vieng is better.
And it was. We found a wonderful place to spend a few days in the large garden of a bungalow-park. We wandered around town, soaking up the techno-beat that flowed out of the many bars, had some nice meal and some less nice meals and went for a canoeing trip down the famed “Nam Song” river which is lined by towering rock-formations… and various bars that provide you with the necessary techno-beat.
It was Tip´s first time in a canoe and when we went down the first set of rapids (not exactly class 5, but wild enough) we did not capsize. She is a natural.
It was good old-fashioned fun.
But, the open roads were calling us so we loaded up with water and diesel, had the little boat, which by now was dark brown of color, washed and left heading south.
Now we were heading for the Kong Lor cave but there was a snag. Or rather a bridge. Or rather a big steel beam on top of the bridge, some 2.5 meters above its pavement… and we are… ehhhh… 3.1 meters high… and the cave was still 45 km further down the only road.
First we asked if there was a different route… which they told us there was not.
Then we asked if there was a bus from where we were… which they told us there was not.
Then we asked if we could rent a motorcycle where we were… which they told us we could not.
So, we went to the nearest town 20 km back on the highway. A shit-hole with a bus-station and a motorcycle rental agency. Both wanted outrageous prices for mediocre services and “only tomorrow”, so stay in my even more mediocre hotel.
No thank you.
Then someone shared a well kept secret… There was an other way. (It seems there always is). It was used by big trucks but they said we should be able to pass there as well. They explained the 4 km d-tour and off we went.
Part of this d-tour consisted of a small river (after all, it started with a bridge, remember?) and this is where things went rather “ape-shit”.
The river was so ridiculously small that I found it not necessary to “walk it” first. Tip even warned me about the big pointy boulder halfway, but I did not see it as a problem.
Little Boat dove its nose deep into the water, pinning that sharp pointy rock straight into our AC-radiator and pinning us down with our rear wheels digging more holes for those who come after us.
“Don´t rock the boat” they say… but that was exactly what I did to get us free and clear of the rock, forwards and backwards, every time grinding that rock deeper into our poor AC-radiator, until we literally “broke free”. Freon mixed with water created an impressive fog-machine and for a moment I even feared our cooling-radiator was also ruptured, but luckily the steam that came out was cold.
Rather upset and rather warm without the AC we continued our quest with open windows, sucking in the bull-dust that was widely available on this secret trail. We both hoped the cave would be worth it.
Spoiler-alert: It was.